Category: Humour
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Some Writing for You To Enjoy.

Featured Image – Wallpapic.com Upsplash.com I have an appointment with a Lash Technician “I met this guy at work; he is just divine.” Aoife was buzzing with excitement. “Not another one, and they are all divine; you talk like you are still in high school, Girl!” “Give me a break, will you? He’s different, tall,
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The Animal Farm

Image By Upsplash.com – African Elephants Tipsy on Maroela Fruit. The animal farm is fun, although seemingly serious, Out there under the African Sun. Along the rivers edge a large baboon Mounts a monkey. In the midst of his ecstatic high stroke A crocodile gripped his tail Dragging him into her fetid hole under the
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Newspaper Scandal

Feature Photo by abolfazl shaker – Upsplash.com. Newspaper Scandal It’s seven, giving me an hour before hitting the trail to my factory. during this time of the day, I’m alone, quiet, my local newspaper lying on the twelve-seater table in the breakfast room. A crackling log fire burning, the smell of Canadian Pine from the
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The Lion

The lion was a beast of gigantic proportions, yellow mane blowing in the cool breeze. His tail shaking its tufted end looked like a knobkerrie. A snarl revealed two rows of razor-sharp teeth as his fetid breath wafted through my mosquito net. I shouted or screamed, not sure which. Grabbing my pillow and making a
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Whiffle Golf
Three young men waited for the club secretary’s selection of a fourth player to join them in the Wednesday Club Competition. “Meet Roger Forsythe, he’s looking to join some young blood.” A smiling club secretary greeted them. Roger’s face lit up as he faced the group. “Love playing with young blood; won many a prize
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The Art of Sabrage
“Sabrage /səˈbrɑːʒ/ is a technique for opening a champagne bottle with a Sabre,[1] used for ceremonial occasions. The wielder slides the Sabre along the body of the bottle to break the top of the neck away, leaving the neck of the bottle open and ready to pour. The force of the blunt side of the

